What famous person spoke these words?:
“I try to think, but nothing happens!”
a. Sarah Palin
b. Rick Santorum
c. Michele Bachmann
d. Tim Pawlenty
e. None of the above
The answer is . . . “e,” since this statement was made by Curly Howard, of Three Stooges fame, in the episode “Calling All Curs.” If you selected a, b, c, or d, you not only chose the wrong stooge but also picked one far less qualified to hold political office than Curly. Better luck in 2016.