It’s Time For America To Stop Being In The Red
Let’s be honest: No one will ever discover a cure for the dread disease Gingeritis, and so, since we normal people are simply going to have to endure having these pariahs in our midst, I have a suggestion that would at least keep them out of sight most of the time. I propose that we ask the government to fund the creation of hundreds of circus sideshows that would then employ Gingers so that they could profit from their terrible handicap. After all, since these hideous creatures are inevitably and justly going to be ridiculed and called freaks of nature, they might as well get paid for it.
