Behold The Haunted Restaurant! The mansion in the photograph below was once a thriving hotel and restaurant, but it is now completely deserted and sits menacingly on the sinister wastelands of the High Plains. It is outside a small town along the route I take to Colorado, but I will not reveal its exact location, because anyone who visits the place or even looks at it will inevitably suffer a terrible calamity. Are you skeptical? Then consider this fact: I first caught a brief glimpse of The Haunted Restaurant many years ago, when I knew nothing of its vindictive spectral residents. I was then a happy man without children (redundant – I know). Now I have three sons. Sometimes ghosts are real – and in my bitterly experienced view, they can be excessively vengeful.
