June 860 C.E.: Swedish Vikings Attack Constantinople

Below: These barbaric Vikings might have posed a threat to Constantinople, but they were 0-6 last season in their attacks against the warriors of Green Bay, Chicago, and Detroit.

A Heartfelt Apology

My Dear Readers: I made a grievous mistake when I misidentified the Vikings who attacked Constantinople and posted the wrong photograph. I have rectified my error, and the picture below shows the group of Swedish Vikings who actually invaded the city. Looking at this horde of admittedly fetching vandals, I understand why the armies of Constantinople surrendered without a fight.

This entry was posted in Opinion. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply