Ladies And Gentlemen . . . Step Right Up.

3 February 1882 – Circus owner P.T. Barnum buys his world-famous elephant Jumbo, and thereby garnered enormous profits. Were he alive today, the enterprising Barnum could realize an even greater return on his investment by skipping the symbolic elephant and instead purchasing a Republican congressman – by which I mean, of course, by creating a perfectly legal Super PAC for him.

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